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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?

The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's driving me nuts!"

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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Why do bronies get so upset about the friendzone?

I thought friendship was magic

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

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Where do you see yourself in four years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

Where do you see yourself in three years?

Me: Sorry, I don't have 2020 vision

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Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone?

It had a 5 year plan