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What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

What are some good conversation starter jokes you can think of?

Just some light jokes with bit of humor. Nothing too dark.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What should Bernie Sanders' next presidential campaign be called?

Hindsight is 2020

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Where do you see yourself in 4 years?

Me: I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

Then just sit there for 5 years.

Why did the Double A battery die after 5 years?

It has two lower case a's