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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call......a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for Christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

X Jokes More X Jokes

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for Christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!