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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.