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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Russell.

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Limbitless

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An irrelephant.

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The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.