Her arms are amputated.
Right where you left it
Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it
Irrelephant
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. And Mrs. Ball!
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Will I be pretty Will I be rich Here's what she said to me No
They just pray the gray away
Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Claude