Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What goes stomp, stomp, stomp, squish?

An elephant with a wet boot

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

What do colors say when they laugh?

Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude