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Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms or legs?

Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY

Why do American bears have forelimbs?

They have the right to bear arms

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

Amputate Jokes More Amputate Jokes

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude

Why can't the little girl color the elephant in her coloring book?

Her arms are amputated.