Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

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How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

England Jokes More England Jokes

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

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How many redditors does it take to send a letter?

Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

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Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

What are a Corporation's Favourite Letters?

Capital I's