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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What do you call a dog riding in a submarine?

A subwoofer.

What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

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What's the difference between an American student and an English student?

About 3000 miles!

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.