What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

What do you call a group of dogs?

A PAW-se

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them...the more English you get out.

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.