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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

Why did it have to be the dog?

I have the hubby insured for $1.5 million.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

What's an English geologist's favourite fruit?

A pomegranate.

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs