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What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?

An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London