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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.