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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Why did the 3 men go in to the bar?

To get drunk

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

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Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.