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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.

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Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

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What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.