Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

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Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

Happy Hour Jokes More Happy Hour Jokes

Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

Because Happy Hour ended.

London Jokes More London Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.