How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why was 10 scared?

Because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who's there! Arizona! Arizona who?

Arizona room for one of us in this town!

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.