How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?

A polo bear!

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

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What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.