How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What do you call it when all the Chinese places in town start to close?

Wonton endangerment.

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London