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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

What dog is always tired in London?

An English sleep dog.