How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

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What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.