Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

How did the greeks separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

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How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

I have my eye on you.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

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What do you call the inhabitants of London?

Arabs

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.