Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

To keep from peeling.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

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What do calculators do when they love each other?

They multiply!

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

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How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.