Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
Why did the man close his donut shop...because he was fed up with the hole business!
Because he re-tarred it.
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
A banana in the washing machine.
Do the math! Me: Seriously! It's 2AM and I'm leading a meeting tomorrow
It died.
It has a special place in their hearts
Folding money.
Lay floss over their eyes
He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
Arabs
Half of London
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Terrible at CC