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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.