Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where do chicken strips find love?

Chicken tinder Thank you, to Popeye's Louisiana Kitchen's official Instagram for this gem

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

London Jokes More London Jokes

Why don't bars in London have Happy Hour?

They're in Greenwich Mean Time.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.