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Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What type of monster really loves dance music?

The boogieman.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

What has eyes but can't see?

Hellen Keller

London Jokes More London Jokes

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant