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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How did the midget feel after sleeping all night in a coffin?

A little stiff.

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Bronchitis Jokes More Bronchitis Jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.