Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

What do a coffin and a condom have in common?

They're both filled with stiffs one's coming one's going.

Bronchitis Jokes More Bronchitis Jokes

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!