Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

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What do you called a prince-sized bed?

A coffin.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.