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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What would Hellen Keller be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of the coffin.

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

Bronchitis Jokes More Bronchitis Jokes

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).