Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Cremate Jokes More Cremate Jokes

What's the best part about being cremated?

Finally achieving a smokin' hot body.

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

Coffin Jokes More Coffin Jokes

What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Bronchitis Jokes More Bronchitis Jokes

Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).