Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

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Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

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Why did the man with bronchitis get cremated..?

He was tired of coffin.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What would George Washington be doing if he were alive right now?

Scratchin' the inside of his coffin.

What would Marilyn Monroe being doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the lid of her coffin.

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What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?

Bronchitis (bronc-itis).