Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What happened to Wendy from Wendy's?

The Baconator

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

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What is the most effective way to remember your wifes birthday?

Forget it once.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...