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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

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Why do I need a wingman?

How's a half-man half-bird freak gonna get me laid

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

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Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

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How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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