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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What happened to the Italian chef when he died?

He.

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They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.