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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you give an Italian a coupon?

It makes the Dego buy faster.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight