Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjolnir all day?

He gets thor arms!

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint?

You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

30 Second Jokes More 30 Second Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.