Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What happened to the Arm &amp?

Hammer Deodorant car?

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Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.

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What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Who's There?.........9/11.....9/11 Who?

I thought you said you'd never forget....

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How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!