Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

One.

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

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What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!