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Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME