Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

Because fetch is not going to happen.

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What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

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What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.