What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?

An Easter basket case!

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Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

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When it's internight.

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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He went back 4 seconds.

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Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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You've got a lot of potential, son.

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!