What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What did the computer say?

Too weak.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.