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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement?

Permanent waves!

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

How do you keep a ghoul from biting his nails?

Replace the nails with screws.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!