What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!