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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!