What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A computer with a lot of bites!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

When do computers go to sleep?

When it's internight.

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Rottweiller Jokes More Rottweiller Jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

What's brown and black and looks good on a hippy?

A rottweiller.