What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What did the snake say to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

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How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.