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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.