What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake?

It has a rattle.

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!