What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Start from scratch!

What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.