What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge