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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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What would you do if someone is choking?

Take a step back.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani