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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

What do you call a bitten apple?

An Iphone. What is bigger than an Iphone -A brick. What is smaller than an Ipad -An Ipad Mini.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on the mouse.