What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin?

A Hemogoblin

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

Why don't snakes like Vitamin C?

Because it's an anti-hisstamine.

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!