What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

What do you call 5 cats sitting on top of each other?

A caterpillar