What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Gifted!

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.