Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
He went back 4 seconds.
A Brick.
Half of a worm in half of a cherry.
The Holocaust.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
Because the lime was engaged.
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
Biting an apple and finding half a worm