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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!