What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

What do you get when you're bitten by a mosquito wearing a fedora?

M'laria

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Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm