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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

How many bites out of the new iPhone did Tim Cook take?

16, 32, 64, and 128

What do programmers and obese people have in common?

They both call an 8-course meal a bite.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Because they're wrigleys!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you do when you see a half dead native man crawling across your lawn?

Stop laughing and reload

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm