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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm