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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.

What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

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What do you call the western half of Kenya?

Kenya West

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog