Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What type of curry sets fire to the rain?

A-Dhal

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain