Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner lie to her kids?

She's a transparent.

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm