Because there was a 50% chance of rain
He wanted to be cool.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
Poke 'em on.
Too-wet-to-woo.
When it's raining cats and dogs!
Finding half a caterpillar in your apple
You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.
