What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

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Why do you want to run for President?

Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

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How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.