What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

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What do you call a neolithic taking a walk?

A meanderthal

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

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What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!