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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What has four legs but can't walk?

A chair.

What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

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How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough:

What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.