What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

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What do you call a witch with one leg?

Eileen.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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Because fruit flies

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Cut it in half.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.