What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.