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What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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How old was I when I was 3?

Me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.