What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have?

3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat