What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough: