What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.