What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Half a dog!

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A denom-nom-nominator!

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Half-a-dog!

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog