What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

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What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Half Cat Jokes More Half Cat Jokes

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat