What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

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2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Half-a-dog!

What has got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog!