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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call a cow with 2 legs?

Lean Beef

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's got two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog Derek, s01e05

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What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A Native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare Native American artifact.

How much for that dog?

300$" "What about the half " "I'm sorry, we only sell complete dogs."

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.