What did the scientist say when he foun...

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

You look for the fresh prints!

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner?

J. Robert Moppenheimer

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why do scientists call Helium, Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium, You'd Barium!

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe