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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...