Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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Why do Klingons feel very little pain?

They produce a lot of endworfins.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

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Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

What's my favorite machine at the gym?

The snack machine.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.