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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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Produce Jokes More Produce Jokes

Where are things that are very average produced?

The satis-factory.

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah