Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What do you call a dairy cow who doesn't produce any milk?

OC) An utter disappointment

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A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?"

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training