What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

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What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism?

A fungimentalist

What's the most believed oxymoron?

Peaceful muslims

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What do you call an injured Confederate soldier that can't find a medic?

A rebel without a gauze.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.