What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other...

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why Can't Atheists Solve Exponential Equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training