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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Jared go to a Goat farm?

He heard there was lots of Kids there.

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

What's a Chinese chef's favorite song?

I believe I can fry.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...