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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What is Santa's favorite type of cookie?

Ask your dad.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

X-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.