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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

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What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They don't believe in a higher power.

Why are Mumford &amp Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Why was Darth Vader so upset?

He was looking for the Rebels in Aldeerwrong places...