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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Ice Age 4 and Batman The Dark Knight?

The kids walked out of Ice Age 4... Alive

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head?

Getting sleighed.

Why is Mrs. Claus disappointed?

Because Santa came early!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why do teenage girls not like filing papers?

They just don't believe in labels.

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah