What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

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What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.