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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you tell a kid with two black eyes?

Nothing. You already told him twice.

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

Clau Jokes More Clau Jokes

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Rebel Jokes More Rebel Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze