What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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Why did Santa divorce Mrs Clause?

Because he only came once a year

Where does Santa get presents for bad kids?

Kohl's.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

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Why can't Santa play in the NBA?

He has a no-trade Claus

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese?

A paradux

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What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training