April Sale - 20% Off

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Alabama?

Everyone has the same DNA.

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!