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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What did the kid who could see dead eskimos say?

Icy dead people!

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu