March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why doesnt Kermit like elephants?

They always want to play leap-frog with him.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.