What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Who wants gold?

Amuse me first...hahaha

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What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

Because he chose from the kids menu

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one