What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

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Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*