How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff...

What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How did Warren Buffets company survive the economic meltdown?

It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.