How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What kind of martial art does a chef do?

Kung food (Don't hurt me, I know it's bad)

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

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Why couldn't the two testes be friends?

Because of the vas deferens.

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone lifts?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Why do gyms produce the best Rebels?

Because of all the resistance training

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats