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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do I tell them apart?

Her brother has a moustache.

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Why does Kylo Ren have no friends?

Because his whole life he's Ben Solo

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.