Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

A waist of time

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy