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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

Why didn't Cinderella makes the Soccer Team?

She kept running away from the ball

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy