Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time