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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Where you see yourself in 5 years?

Doing your job. "And me " Jobless and upset about the divorce "OMG" *runs out crying*

Why does Voldemort have flat face?

He ran into wrong wall at train station

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends