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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the longest movie of all time?

8 mile

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

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Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.