Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

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What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the old lady throw the clock outside her window?

SHE WAS MENTALLY ILL!!!!!!

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy