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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What will Kayne West's political leaning be if he runs for President?

West wing

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Grandparent Jokes More Grandparent Jokes

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends