Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

What did the two lesbian vampires say to each other?

Same time next month?

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Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

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Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.