What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

What's the biggest ant in the world?

Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of attractive succubi?

Double D-Mons

What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp