What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

What do you call a duck on a rampage?

Amok

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What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

What does one star say to another star when they meet?

Glad to meteor!

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What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.