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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?

Driver: I love to travel.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.