What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

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Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

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What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What do you call a Microbiologist who travels the world?

A Man of many Cultures

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

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Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.