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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

What's the best part about bangin' twenty six year olds?

You get to meet Jared Fogel.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How do snowmen travel around?

By iceicle!

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How many tropical Birds Does it take to Screw in a Lightbulb?

Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.