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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

Why was Joseph late to the meeting?

He was Stalin.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Warp Jokes More Warp Jokes

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.