What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Why were all the ladies attracted to Jesus?

Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)

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Matt

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Mooove

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It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

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A snowfake.

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When there is a prophet involved.

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Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner