A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner
A tattoo.
An excavator. And why? Because it only got one arm.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.
A snowfake.
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Tooth hurty
He spends all of his time on the dashboard.
He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps
