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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

Why did Sally fall of the swingset?

She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sally.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Xmas Jokes More Xmas Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

Tenish.

Shoutout Jokes More Shoutout Jokes

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.