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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Why did the Kremlin sacrifice 8.7 million soldiers during WWII?

They were just Stalin for time.

Shre Jokes More Shre Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Chicago Jokes More Chicago Jokes

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

Footage Jokes More Footage Jokes

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.