What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

What are your best "If I had for every time..." jokes?

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

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What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)

Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

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What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)