How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Whats the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)