How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

What does a lawyer wear to work?

A law-suit

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Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)