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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?

Jupiter

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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

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What do lawyers do after they die?

They lie still.

What is your date of birth?

Witness: "July 15th." Lawyer: "What year " Witness: "Every year."

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What does a Chicago police officer and a professional skateboarder have in common?

They both shred footage. (*be gentle, it's my first time.*)