Your honor.
He wanted a law-suit
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
General
"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"
It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens