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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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Why do engineering students call themselves engineers?

You don't hear a law student call themselves a lawyer, or a gender studies student call themselves a barista.

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.