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What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Which is the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

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What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.

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What are three signs old age?

1. Becoming forgetful

Why was that guy yelling at you?

Flashback to me ignoring the "one per customer" sign me with a mouthful of cheese samples No idea

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.