Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

A Shar-Pei

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

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What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Pet Rock Jokes More Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

Neighbourhood Jokes More Neighbourhood Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What do you call a residential area for horse lovers?

A neighbourhood.

Iq Test Jokes More Iq Test Jokes

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.