Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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To see who shot his "paw."

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