Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

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Demeter wasn't working.

How do you increase a pirates morale?

Mor ale

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

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What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

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