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Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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Love

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What do you call an Asian lady with one leg longer than the other?

Irene

Drool Jokes More Drool Jokes

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.

What does the average Alabama football player get on his SATs?

Drool

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's wrinkly and hangs out your pants?

Your mother.

What do you see as your biggest weakness?

ME: INTERVIEWER: ME: MY MOTHER: He's not good at speaking up for himself

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

Average Iq Jokes More Average Iq Jokes

What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Neighbourhood Jokes More Neighbourhood Jokes

What do you call a residential area for horse lovers?

A neighbourhood.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

Pet Rock Jokes More Pet Rock Jokes

How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!