Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50?

Colonel, sir.

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What do you say to a lawyer with a IQ less than 50?

Good morning your Honor!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56?

Gifted.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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How do you discipline your pet rock?

You hit rock bottom!

What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock?

About 3 IQ points

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How do you get 30 drunk Russians out of the pool?

Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.

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What do you call a residential area for horse lovers?

A neighbourhood.

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

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Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

How do you make an Asian Blind?

You put a windshield in front of them

Sir Jokes More Sir Jokes

What will you have sir?

Bear: "Gin............ and tonic." Bartender: "Why the big pause " Bear: "I dont know my dad had them too."

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

What are you watching?

Our wedding video.

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

Whats the difference between Outlaws and Mother-in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted.