Iq Jokes

What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?

Four guys watching a football game.

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What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What has an IQ of 42?

"40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A blonde parade!

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Englishman Jokes More Englishman Jokes

Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final?

The referee

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Realize Jokes More Realize Jokes

How do you know that you're a peaceful country?

When you realize that you can't spell country without UN.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

Iq Test Jokes More Iq Test Jokes

What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?

Drool.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.