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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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What do you calla person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Why are birds always short on cash?

Because they have bills.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!