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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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What does a fashionable criminal always make sure they have a lot of?

Accessories

When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

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What kind of furniture do pigs like best?

Overstuffed.

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

Auld Lang Swine.

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When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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How does a burger acquire good taste?

With a little seasoning!

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.