Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
I'm not coming into work today
One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
The Space Bar
They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!
Easel-y
No telemarketers.
He's making bankon.
Because they have bills.
He ran out of cocaine.
