How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Why did the bacteriologist quit her job?

She hated being microbe-managed.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Year Ago Jokes More Year Ago Jokes

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

What did Johnny Cash say to the waitress after he got sick at a Mexican restaurant?

I've bean everywhere, ma'am!