How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What job do rabbits at hotels have?

Bellhop.

Why did the Koala Bear get a job?

He was Koalified

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Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Steve Jobs Jokes More Steve Jobs Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What's the Difference Between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates?

Bill Gates never got a Mac, but Steve Jobs got PC.

Year Ago Jokes More Year Ago Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger?

Tigga please!" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Cash Jokes More Cash Jokes

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.