How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

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Why are you not laughing?

Cos I'm quitting today.

Where's Wally?

Book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

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What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

Linus

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

Why are Apple products popular with hipsters?

Steve Jobs went underground.

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Johnny Cash Jokes More Johnny Cash Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.