What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bullet have a job?

It got fired.

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)