What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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Why did the French Hen give up her job?

One day she'd just had un uf.

What strengths do you bring to the job?

Long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the fastest thing in the world?

Milk. Because it's pasteurised before you see it.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment