What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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What did the scarecrow say when asked about his job?

This job isn't for everyone, but hay...it's in my jeans

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.