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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Why is milk so fast?

Because it's pasteurized before you see it!

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*