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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!