What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!