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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

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What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

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What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment