What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

What's the difference between a cow and the crucifixion?

You can't milk a cow for 2000 years

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What rating did Moody's give to the sheep?

BAAA