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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

What's the difference between a worm and an apple?

Have you ever tried worm pie!

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What kind of scary bees can produce milk?

Boo bees

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's the best way to capitalize on an opportunity?

ON AN OPPORTUNITY

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep say to the farmers crop?

This is baaaad.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe