What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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How many women have you slept with?

She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

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How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

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How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep?

A WOOLY JUMPER