What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

How do you get a job with Apple?

Be born in China.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

From a long ways away.

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints?

With a track-tor!

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What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend?

Baaaaaeeeee!

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss