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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

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Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

Whatever's the matter?

Asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

When you take careful aim.

What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?

A sheep.

Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?

A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"