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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

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How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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Why does the moon have no hair?

Because it's waxing

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.