How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

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Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts