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How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."

What did one atom say to the other?

I lost an electron..." The other atom asks "Are you sure " First atom replies, "I'm positive!"

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

What are you talking about?

I got my hair straightened out.