Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*