Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

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Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

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What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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The Inter-nyet.

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HTMelt

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*