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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.