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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

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What do you get when you cross Pizza with a Bike?

A Piecycle.

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

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What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What do Spider-Man and Windows 98 have in common?

They're always rebooting.

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What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*