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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the bird cross the road?

It chickened out.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

How do you spot a modern spider?

He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!