Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

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Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

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Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

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What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

When your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.