Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question?

A Regis Error.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What does Spider-man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What did the musician say when he went back in time?

I'll be Bach.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

Ba Jokes More Ba Jokes

Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk