Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call an emperor who's also a musician?

A rock-czar

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What does Spider-Man wear when it gets cold out?

A Peter Parka

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy?

Dental floss!

What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!