Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.