Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

How do cows do math?

A cow-culator. haha haha ha... ok, I'll leave.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Korean family call their dog?

Stu

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

Spider Man Jokes More Spider Man Jokes

What do you call a Spider-Man that is a valet?

A Peter Parker

What is Spider-Man's favorite rice?

Uncle Bens!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

Why did the double agent cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.