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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why would anyone trust Chewbacca to fly the millennium falcon?

He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.