Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.