Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood?

Trust Me...

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

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What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.