Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...