Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why does the sun never set on the British Empire?

Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What do you call a musician who breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.