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Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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Why can't you trust a Lithium Ion battery?

Because they're always Li-ion!

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

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How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Why did Spider-Man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site!! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers