He was kinda flakey
Usually they're lying
There's no charge.
Because they are always up to something.
I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
He was a lion.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Cause they be lion.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because they're always Li-ion!
Half of them are lyin'.
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
Because it makes up everything.
Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
They make up everything.
He kept making rash decisions.
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
They're huge blubbermouths.
A Reputable.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Because they are always lion
He couldn't trust his hose.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
It's always 7% off.
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
We do.
She texted both the guys simultaneously.
Trust Me...
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
It's an emulsive lyer.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because he's always talking trash.
Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
He never mentions "on the other hand"
Because they're in-pastas.
Because it might be a *sham*
They speak with forked tongues!
Because he never spills the beans
Because it's down to earth.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
For holding up a pair of pants.
Because it is sticky.
Because they stick
It pokes holes in condoms.
You poke 'em on.
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
They throw silverware down the stairs.
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"
Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."
Truuuuuuuuuuu-moooooooooooooooooo!!!
