He was kinda flakey
There's no charge.
Because they are always up to something.
I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
He was a lion.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Cause they be lion.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because they're always Li-ion!
Half of them are lyin'.
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
Because it makes up everything.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
They make up everything.
He kept making rash decisions.
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
They're huge blubbermouths.
A Reputable.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Because they are always lion
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
It's always 7% off.
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
We do.
She texted both the guys simultaneously.
Trust Me...
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
It's an emulsive lyer.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because he's always talking trash.
"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Because they're in-pastas.
Because it might be a *sham*
They speak with forked tongues!
Because he never spills the beans
Because it's down to earth.
Tooth-hurty
Well I'll be damned!
I want to know her secret
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
Because they had a point
Some Stormtrooper
A. They were really put out.
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!
He Freudian slipped.
A joke.
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.
His lips are moving
