He was kinda flakey
Usually they're lying
There's no charge.
Because they are always up to something.
I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
He was a lion.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Cause they be lion.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because they're always Li-ion!
Half of them are lyin'.
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
Because it makes up everything.
Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
They make up everything.
He kept making rash decisions.
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
They're huge blubbermouths.
A Reputable.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Because they are always lion
He couldn't trust his hose.
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
It's always 7% off.
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
We do.
She texted both the guys simultaneously.
Trust Me...
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
It's an emulsive lyer.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because he's always talking trash.
Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok
"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
He never mentions "on the other hand"
Because they're in-pastas.
Because it might be a *sham*
They speak with forked tongues!
Because he never spills the beans
Because it's down to earth.
A Labragoogle.
Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger
It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)
The split is gonna be explosive
Because they die in them.
Who dies first? No one cares.
Siamese twins.
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
She saw his Onix harden.
Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
Collar ID
You-Rang-a-Tang
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even.
