He was kinda flakey
There's no charge.
Because they are always up to something.
I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.
Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.
He was a lion.
Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.
Cause they be lion.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
Because they're always Li-ion!
Half of them are lyin'.
They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.
Because it makes up everything.
Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.
Because they both "practice" their professions.
They make up everything.
He kept making rash decisions.
Because they're all a bunch of flakes
They're huge blubbermouths.
A Reputable.
H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!
Because they are always lion
The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin')...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
It's always 7% off.
Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.
We do.
She texted both the guys simultaneously.
Trust Me...
He's such a wookie pilot. I had three Star Wars jokes prior to this. But none were any good.
It's an emulsive lyer.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because he's always talking trash.
"Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"
Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.
Because she's always spilling the beans!
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
Because they're in-pastas.
Because it might be a *sham*
They speak with forked tongues!
Because he never spills the beans
Because it's down to earth.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
A condescending con descending.
Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
Student: "Alive".
You leave him hanging....
I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW
Because they make up literally everything
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
A boeing constrictor
In case of any night mares!
There is twenty of them.
