Because, time will always tell.
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They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
Chrysanthemum's the word.
Because victoria has secrets.
Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?
Tell them a secret
Because, corn has ears!
Hush puppies
He wears mittens.
It's a secret!
They herd
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They wear mittens.
They're huge blubbermouths.
My daughter: that's a secret
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
I want to know her secret
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
Because of all the tellers.
Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"
I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"
There's too many ears
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
He's in a wheelchair
Because time will tell.
In his diarrhea.
Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."
An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
Inspecting mirrors
Your Ti"ming"!
They're way too into Stalin
Tulips.
They place flowers on the grave.
The airport is Snowden
Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!
A half hour of begging.
The woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen
Her' real name is Victor!
Both should have said no to the latest update.
Because he had already Reddit.
