Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

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Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

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What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.

What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!