Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

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What did the sprinter with diarrhea do during the race?

He activated his bo...

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.