Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!