Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets?

Lou!

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.