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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What's the capital of Brazil?

My daughter: that's a secret

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.