Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

Hush puppies

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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)