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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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Why does no one trust victoria?

Because victoria has secrets.

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

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What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

What was your worst day?

When I had diarrhea.