What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do most women like their eggs?

Ovarie-z

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

What did the spud lover do before it went to bed?

It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.