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What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between me and Jimmy Fallon?

I can get through his opening monologue without laughing

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley drive?

Cause he's dead.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.