What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why can't Bach play the piano?

He "Baroque" his arm, and also he's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call 1000 soldiers with no legs?

An army.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

Because the elephant isn't chicken!

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the lead singer of Sublime hate tennis?

Cause love is what I got

Why did the train go left?

Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.

Cost Jokes More Cost Jokes

How much did the pirate's new earrings cost him?

A buccaneer

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Alarm Jokes More Alarm Jokes

How do you feel when your phone suddenly starts blaring your least favorite tune?

Alarmed.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How do you scare a snowman?

You get a hairdryer!

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.