One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Cancer.
Cause she doesn't have arms. Knock, Knock, Whose there Not Sally...
Russell.
An Easter bunnet!
Ask them what a 3Ds is.
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)
Eggs get laid at least once.
Poached.
A chicken stepping on a landmine.
To get to the other slide!
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
I say Progresso at any cost.
Pound an alarm
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.
He thought he was melting.