Alarmed.
So he can kick out at 2.
They SETI their alarm-y
Pound an alarm
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
Through the windshield
Exit the European Union.
ICU.
I can see you
6:30...
Tooth-Hurty
Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway
Nobody knows.
I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Septembrus
Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)
Only two more sleeps till Christmas!
Pasture bedtime.
