Alarmed.
So he can kick out at 2.
They SETI their alarm-y
Pound an alarm
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent
It set its alarm for eight -- so it would get a potato clock.
Because the owner entered the correct code.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.
An Al Gore-rhythm
She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.
Catsup!
She wanted to get a dark tan.
Because he wants tequila. Literally.
Wait I freed?!?!?
Wait until he's finished.
In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.
Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)
Because 36 would be too many.
Help! My pocket's been picked!
