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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

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Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How easy is it to get a song stuck in your head?

It's only a weem away.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What brand of underwear do zombies wear?

Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss