Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

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What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

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What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

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Why doesn't a rooster wear underwear?

Becuase his peckers on his head

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.