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Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why isn't the Vice President running for the Democratic Nomination this year?

He's Biden his time.

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light