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Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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Why did the Little Mermaid run away with the fisherman?

He had allure.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.