Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

What do you call a rooster looking at a vegetable patch?

Chicken Caesar Salad

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What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails