Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

Who's no chicken?

Donald Duck.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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Who runs the 100 acre wood website?

Www.innie the pooh.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!