Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What said a person who got run over by a car?

I'm tired".