Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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Why can't Mexicans win the Olympics?

Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.