Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why don't chicken coops have Four doors?

Because then they would be Chicken sedans

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Rooster Jokes More Rooster Jokes

What do you call a rooster from China?

Caucasian

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

An alarm cluck!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

What do you get when you cross Pokémon and digimon?

A poke-mon!