To show he wasn't a chicken.
PEGGy
Because it was stapled to the Chicken.
Their peckers are on their heads.
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
To screw in the children that were crossing the road
To send people to the other side.
