Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

Why did Anthony Kiedis cross the road?

To get to the Otherside.

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.