Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

What name is given to the most chickens?

PEGGy

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

Why don't roosters wear underwear?

Their peckers are on their heads.

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.