Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

How did the octopus lovers walk down the road?

Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

What do you get if you cross a dentist and a soldier?

A Drill Sergeant