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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Because it was too chicken!

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Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier?

A reproductive organ.