Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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Why did the chicken and the freemason cross the street?

To get the Yolk Rite.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

What happens when business is slow at a medicine factory?

You can hear a cough drop.