Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.