Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

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Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.