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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!