Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

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Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!