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Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Lame Joke Jokes More Lame Joke Jokes

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.