Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

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Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.