Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.