Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

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Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

What do you call a running gag on crutches?

A lame joke.