What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the ocean?

To get out-of-range of North Korea's nukes.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

Which trees have the most friends?

The poplar ones.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.