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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?

Grow old!

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!