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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible)

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you plant... What do you plant, to grow a really big plant that has nothing wrong with it?

Dyslexic acorns. They grow into A-ok trees.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of plant can you use to make phone calls?

A telefern

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan