What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

Why women mature faster than men?

Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

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How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

What type of tree doesn't remove active torrents?

A tree.