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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of milk is Swiss cheese made of?

Whole milk.

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore