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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why do you want to be buried at sea?

Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.

Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

So he could flip the bird

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

What job did the farmer give to his learning-disabled child?

Herder

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!