Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

Because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

Nathan Filaments () X-Post from /r/DestinyTheGame

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

What do you call a person who is outstanding in their field?

A farmer

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips.

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.