Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing?

HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!

What's the difference between HP computers and HP in a video game?

One of them you want to see a lot less of.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

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Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why are farmers so wealthy?

Because their stalks are always growing.

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What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.