Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What happened when the coke bottle was run over by the steamroller?

He was soda pressed.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.