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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why did the man turn on the lights in a depression clinic?

He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses?

Instagran

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!