Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Who wants ice cream?

Uta Hagen daz.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

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Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.