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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's wrong with that?

You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

They pull corn by the ears.

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Steam Roller Jokes More Steam Roller Jokes

What do you call a superhero-duo run over by a steam roller?

Flatman and Ribbon.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Mash Jokes More Mash Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.